Well, we all get the forwarded e-mail jokes, prayers, thoughts, chain letters, etc. Some days, I have tons of time to kill and I'll read them all...other days, I only read the ones forwarded by friends who I know only send me the funny stuff and then there are the days where I don't have time and don't read them at all. I'm sure that's true for most of us. Today's best e-mail was "Useful Expressions for High Stress Days" and I decided to use them for my blog and see if anyone would like to add a few more of their own in the replies:
"Do they ever shut upon your planet?"
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."
"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."
"I hate everybody. And you're next."
"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."
"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"You say I'm a B*@#$...like it's a bad thing."
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"Is it time for your medication or mine?"
"And your crybaby whiny-baby opinion would be...?"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
"Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?"
"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."
"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP."
"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
1 comment:
Love these expressions. I will be using them.
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